Good Enough To Eat

"Succulent!" That's one word that's been used to describe the soft, tasty, chub that has enveloped little Madeleine's tiny body.

As can be seen in this recent arial photograph, the deliciousness pours over every open inch of Maddie's cute self.

"We just want to eat her up. I mean, you always hear parents say that, but we REALLY wanna eat her. Is that wrong?" This was the question haunting Maddie's parents, who report feelings of constant temptation due to the delectableness of their baby's endless sweet rolls of joy.

In a related story, multiple deliveries of Chilis baby back ribs have been seen arriving at the Keiser abode. Sources are unsure if the ribs are a substitute for the baby-back that can't actually be eaten, or if the Keisers have simply gone Atkins.

Meet The Feet

Mrs. Byrd, who until recently was aware of only one set of extremities worthy of sucking on, has now discovered an entirely new set of digits to tease her tonsils. Yes, Madeleine has found the feet, and what a joyous meeting it has been.

At times, it's as if her toes have been dipped in BBQ sauce, so voracious is the slurping and sucking. And the joy of her discovery doesn't end at the oral pleasures. Maddie often can't take her hands off her feet long enough for a diaper to be changed, or a new pair of pants to be put on.

"It's as if she's made a whole new set of friends. With her hands and her feet to keep her company, it's like she doesn't even need us anymore," reports Maddie's seemingly jealous Father.

To see more of Madeleine meeting the feet, click here or here.

Cutie Claims Clement

In honor of San Francisco visitor Grandma Mirsky, Queen Madeleine Keiser and her Secretaries of Parental Affairs, made a recent visit to Clement Street.

Clement Street, for those who haven't been, is like a smaller version of San Francisco's famed Chinatown, but visited more by locals looking for good restaurants and fresh produce, and less by tourists looking for keepsakes.

During this latest visit, Madeleine, fellow ruler Nina Lukacs, and the two young benevolent dictator's diplomatic entourages, enjoyed a wonderful dim sum meal (Chinese brunch), and relished in the day's beautiful weather while strolling down the busy shop lined street.

When asked about the royal visit, the Clement Street Chamber of Commerce issued an official proclamation declaring February as "Keiser/Lukacs Month," and declared that parades, fireworks, and general rejoicing hereafter mark the specially designated month (along with Chinese New Year).